Zombies

In actuality, I know that the chance of a zombie attack doing anything to the US in the first place is pretty slim, not even considering the rare occurrences of an outbreak in this day in age, what with modern medicine and everything. It's just that I would love to see some people as zombies. Like, Cheney. He would make a hilarious zombie. I dunno if I should shoot him or put him in a cage and watch him grunt and groan and tell Dubbaya what to do. Actually, thinking about it, it wouldn't make much of a difference, except for his heart would no longer be beating. Well, you know what, just forget I said anything about him. But you know what I'm talking about. You see someone you really never hated, but knew they were better than you in many things slouching around and moaning for flesh, and it makes you feel better on the inside. Well, I don't know what floats your boat, but if I see the smartest kid in my school slumping around amongst the undead, I would say something like, "I guess he wasn't that smart after all" or,"How's that for brain food?" and chuckle to myself for awhile, up to the point that i realized that there was a city to save and return to my American duty of killing every single infected roaming these patriotic streets. But back to the topic that I had completely forgotten about, zombies taking over aren't very likely. However, you just watch out till that particle accelerator out in France starts screwing with your molecules. Then what're you going to do when the undead come knocking at your door? I'll tell you what you're going to do: die. No chance. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll find acceptance with a new group of friends soon, despite your eating habbits. And I'm sure the governmet will get on that problem as well, ruining the fun of the rest of us that have prepaired for Z-Day for years. But either way, all we can do is hope and pray that one day zombies can rise up and gain at least a small amount of power, just so the zombie slayers in all of us (or, in most cases, zombies) can rise up and shine to the occasion. And for the smart, lucky, or just plain old violent ones of us, that leads to an opportunity to put a bullet to every virus-infected, flesh-eating walking plague's brain that opposes the human race. CARBINES, MACHETES AND SHOTGUNS FTW!!!!